Monday, February 8, 2010

True or False:Revenge is a dish best served cold?

trueTrue or False:Revenge is a dish best served cold?
False: Because the only out for one's rage when wronged is to immediately exact revenge upon your wrongdoer. Smashing bottles against a wall doesn't help much. Throwing your nice China on the floor is only a big waste. You still feel the beast within. Choking the life breath from your enemy is the most logical outlet for such rage.





True: Because the wisest path is the one which brings no retribution back upon you. Revenge begets revenge. Hatred spawns hatred. They wrong you. You get revenge. They feel wronged and want counter-revenge. The cycle never ends. Instead, bide your time. Go to the kitchen. Gather supplies and equipment. Light the fire on the burner. Mix your varied ingredients remembering that your ';customer'; will have particular ';tastes';. Use no tell-tale spices that would reveal your, the chef's, identity. This is an anonymous meal. While your stew simmers, throw in a dash of rat-poison, a healthy mix of arsenic and cyanide. Maybe drop your trousers and have a go. Stir liberally. Remove from heat. Then wait....... Then wait some more. Let all your ';ingredients'; permeate the sauce. When everything is cool, remove your frock and apron. Ring the bell for the waiter and jet out the backdoor.





By the time your target comes storming into the kitchen to confront the chef, you are long gone and they are none the wiser.





Voila! Revenge served cold. Enjoy!True or False:Revenge is a dish best served cold?
Revenge is for 5 year olds. A mature person would understand that we all make mistakes and bad decisions, and we're all ******* from time to time. I can't imagine how I would feel if no one forgave me for my lapses in judgement.
Neither.


Revenge is a dish that shouldn't be served at all, cooked at all, buy, sell, re-sell, produced, import, export at all.
True.





And sometimes the best act of revenge is by simply by moving on and living your life...
Revenge is best in many parts but all parts must be cold because revenge must be given when least expected.





MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i dunno, hot revenge is nice. i usually save the cold version for dessert.





they dont have to eat just one serving ya know.
kinda like pizza then.


sorry i can't answer in a serious note but i have never had revenge on anyone so i wouldn't know.
Definitely true. These things need careful planning.
Very,very very true. But if you're ever going to take revenge on someone,make sure it's worth it.
Yes indeed, and I can't wait for this town to discover what I've done which will come to pass when I leave here forever...(Bwahahahahaha!!! ...)
Revenge doesn't serve any meaningful purpose.
revenge is for the stupid... be smarter than that... why makes someone elses flaw into your own flaw... we must move on, no matter what, we just need to remember and know we didn't do anything wrong
very true! no heart. no emotions.
Revenge in a bad way is not good at all. Instead of getting revenge, try letting it go.
OH ITS TRUE UNFORTUNATLY FOR THE VICTEM
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MUAHAHAHAHA
false - my ex girlfriend poured spaghetti bolognese over me once
True. You need time to think of something that won't come back to bite you.
what if you want to get revenge on a curry addict by putting poo in his madras?
absolutely true...
True.I've served it cold and the satisfaction i got was immense :)
revenge leads to destruction! The Count of Monte Cristo!
false i like getting people back if they hurt me... they deserve it then...
very true
37, 42, 29......





I mean.... TRUE
are you refering to DEAD cold ?
true
that's how the saying goes,

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